baby: dd d dde..dd-da

dad: daddy? :)

baby: desu

dad: its a fucking weeb

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(via sweatyscrotum)

If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be.

dickbabs for dickgrayzon (*´・v・) 

(Source: stephanibrown)